Something fishy here . . .

Overheard at Buds on Broadway . . .

Drunk guy: I've got some tuna in my car right now. I was supposed to go over to this chick's house for tuna dinner. Didn't work out. That's OK. She's PMS-ing and she said she'd probably rip my head off. I believe it, too, the way she's been acting. I just said, "Tell me when the coast is clear." So yeah, I've got this tuna in my car.