Romancing the stoner

Teenage girl at Roastery: Remember that time behind Buds when Mr. Smith* took a hit of our weed? Then he said, "I'll give you a ride home." I was like, "Oh, it's all right. I'll walk," because it was like 20 minutes or whatever. But he was like, "I insist." So he gave me a ride home and he put on this Elton John song. It was really inappropriate.

(*Not his real name)