She's probably not on the dean's list

Overheard by "luckyroommate" at an eatery . . .

Girl 1: Can you help me with this application form?

Girl 2: Sure.

Girl 1: This section here needs to be filled out by the registrar. That's me, right? I'm supposed to confirm I'm enrolled in university but I have to put the information on official letterhead. I don't have letterhead! And you're supposed to stamp it with your official stamp. Where do I get a stamp?

Girl 2: You're not the registrar. It's the university registrar. Just bring this form to the office.