Overheard by "Pretty sure" at Coles in Midtown Plaza:
Clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: Yeah, where do you keep the real books? Do you even have any real books? I have been through the whole store and can't find any.
Clerk: What do you mean by "real books"? All the books we have are real books.
Customer: Well, about real things.
Clerk: Is there anything in particular that you are looking for?
Customer: No, I just want to know where they are.
Clerk shows customer to the non-fiction section.
Customer: Okay . . .
Customer leaves shortly after not looking at the "real books" . . .
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