Thursday, December 10, 2009

Headbanger surprise

Overheard downtown between two young men . . .

Lanky guy: "I heard there’s this metal band in Germany and the lead singer like blew his head off."
Dreadlock guy: "I think I know where you’re going with this. They made a necklace out of his skull."
Lanky guy: "Well, I heard they took his brain and made chili out of it. Or stew or something. It might be an urban legend, but . . ."
Dreadlock guy: "No, it’s true."