Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The kids are at swimming

Overheard by Eric at Galaxy Theatre . . .

Guy 1: "It's Monday night. Do you know where your children are?"
Guy 2: "They're still in my testicles."

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Greetings, Dubya

Overheard by Jen near TCU . . .

Protester on megaphone: "Bush is a war criminal!"
Older guy across street, in line for speech: "You're too loud."