A chuck steak of sorts

Overheard at the Broadway Roastery . . .

Woman: My first job was at a hospital. I worked in the kitchen.

Man: I could never work in a kitchen. My first job was at Bonanza. I lasted three days and I quit. I was dry heaving.

Phone fugitive

Overheard at the airport . . .

Woman 1: Did you ever do 'pay-as-you-go' texting?
Woman 2: Not here. Overseas. It was more like 'pay-if-you-want' . . .
Two women laugh.
Woman 3: What?
Woman 2: You just change apartments.

What goes up must come out

Overheard by Brett at a conference on autism . . .

Speaker: ". . . and I know you'll have toys coming up the wing-wang." [NOTE: Is that better than out the yin-yang . . .]

This ain't a martini bar

Two sharp-dressed men in suits stumble out of Bud's on Broadway . . .

Man 1: Oh, man, it's RANCID in there!
Man 2: I know, I know. It was a mistake.

It's like LOL, but different

Overheard by Savannah at Tim Hortons on 51st . . .

Older woman: I wonder what the hold-up is.

Teenager: The cashier is AFK.

(For all you old people out there, "AFK" is a term the kids use, meaning "away from keyboard.")

I don't quite get the logic, but . . .

Also overheard at 2nd Ave. McDonald's . . .

Girl 1: My smoke got wet.

Girl 2: Let it dry. It'll be OK.

Girl 1: Dude, it's ripped!

Girl 2: Oh, nevermind then.

Girl 1: I'll wrap it in paper. It'll be a GREEN smoke!

Mean girls . . . Saskatoon-style.

Overheard at 2nd Ave. McDonald's . . .

Teen girl 1: Brandy* got glasses. Ha ha. They don't look that good.

Teen girl 2: She's not that hot.

Teen girl 1: I know. She's got weird bone structure. She looks exactly like her brother and he's a transvestite.

(*- not her real name)

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