Surround sound this, mister!

Overheard at the north-end Husky . . .

Two men in a mini-van are trying to sell a home theatre system to a guy as he walks to his car.

Seller: "It retails for $2,499. I'll knock like two grand off."

Passerby: "No thanks."

Seller: "Awww, come on, man!"

Passerby (getting aggravated): "Dude! All I want is THIS coffee and THESE celery sticks!"

Mother knows best

Overheard by Sailorfat at Halloween Distributors . . . 

A girl in her early 20s and her mom are looking at the underwear in the lingerie section.

Girl: "I can't wear any of these with my costume. They are way too slutty."

Mom: "It's Halloween. You are supposed to look slutty."

The kids are at swimming

Overheard by Eric at Galaxy Theatre . . .

Guy 1: "It's Monday night. Do you know where your children are?"

Guy 2: "They're still in my testicles."

Greetings, Dubya

Overheard by Jen near TCU . . .

Protester on megaphone: "Bush is a war criminal!"

Older guy across street, in line for speech: "You're too loud."

Would you care to see my cucumber?

Overheard by Veggiegirl while working in a garden . . .

Woman: "Do they usually grow this big? I've never seem them this big."

Man responds suggestively: "Thank you . . . genetics."

(*They're talking about tomatoes)

Blame your parents

Overheard by Dotty at Dots . . . 

Younger salesgirl chatting with older salesgirl: "Is pneumonia genetic?"

More dirty dancing . . .

Overheard by Jenny in the bushes by the train bridge . . . "Stick it in me. 'Cause I love you."