I have no idea what to say

Overheard by "JV" at Superstore . . .

Guy: So, how's it going?
Girl: Good, good. My Dad just passed away.

The end is nigh

Overheard by "officechatter" . . .

A 50-something man is bemoaning the gloomy stock market.
Younger guy: But everything will be OK when I retire in 30 years, right?
50-something: Thirty years? Oh, f--k. There'll be no Earth in 30 years.

She's a handsome gal

Overheard by "sortofantisocial" in the girls' bathroom at Louis' pub . . .

Drunk scenester girl wearing a fake moustache:
"I look like my dad."

Hey! Isn't that Nicolas Cage?

Girl: I use The Club on my car because at least it's a deterrent.

Guy: Yeah, well, this isn't a city where the Gone in 60 Seconds crew is hangin' around.

— The Broadway Roastery

Almost seeing red

Overheard at The Galaxy . . .

Black-haired little girl: I have red hair, Daddy.

Dad: You have red hair?

Black-haired little girl: Yeah, but it's at home.

Mom: It's fake.

Dad: Oh, I thought your mom was gonna be in trouble.

Guess what I found in the wardrobe!

Overheard at a used bookstore . . .

Man: I lost my Christian faith in the crazy '60s. I got it back reading C.S. Lewis.

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